March 2012
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pfefferi:
dump her, dude. she only likes you for your ochinchin and not your kokoro
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things i do when i fangirl:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying something but...
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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best things in life
people: money duh????
me: 1080p FANTASTIC BABY LIVE
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everyone: i'm going to miss high school, i don't want to graduate! i love you all!
me: get me the fuck away from these people oh my god.
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generalcharisma:
my boyfriend does this cute little thing where he lives across the Pacific Ocean and speaks in a language where I need subtitles
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cosmo tip #207
expertcosmotips:
when he’s about to reach his climax, lean into his ear and whisper;
“yolo”
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